Imagine my disappointment :(

Valeyard is probably the wrong person to fly off with>

Declaring snow war!

Unfortunately, Donna Noble is queen of snowballs :(

After setting fire to a park, a gazebo and a unfortunate gentlemen, things got a little tricky in the form of DI Sam Tyler. And he doesn't believe me.

Boredom leads to some odd things. Note to self, in future, spying is less fun!

What do you mean its not naked Friday? Damn it Alter!Jack, you lied to me!

Yeaaaah, my device malfunctions and sent me off into another place. I'm definitely not in Kansas any more. Instead, I'm apparently in infinite city, well at least it looks nice and there's no beach in sight!

[Tosses broken device away] Now what?

Device worked, not sure where I am, I'll be sure to get back to you!

Information on the freeplay canon, for those who may be in some way possibly interested in my pointless ramblings. Hey, a hand can dream.

( So part-Time Lord, part-human, very wizard. It happened when Donna touched me, when I was just a hand, which I loved being, minus the jar, it got a bit cramped and Jack always-- Er right, off topic. Anyway Donna touched it and WHAM! Instantaneous biological metacrisis. I grew out of Donna and the Doctor! )